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Post by Ilovetwopints on Jul 10, 2003 14:34:37 GMT -5
To try and get a few more posts on here again.
TWO PINTS: THE MOVIE.
If there was a film, what would the plot be? Who would guest star in it? Would Munch be in it? You decide! Everyone write your own plot for a Two Pints movie! I'll write mine as well after you've written yours.
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Post by Fluffy Muff (Sarah) on Jul 11, 2003 8:40:31 GMT -5
Ooohh right thinkin caps on - gonna go have a think then will let you know what I come up with if anything lol  |
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Post by Fluffy Muff (Sarah) on Jul 14, 2003 7:55:33 GMT -5
Sorry its taken me so long I've had a busy weekend. So here goes, don't think Susan will be asking me to be her helper just yet but what the heck Jonny, Janet, Donna, Gaz and Louise go on holiday to Las Vegas. Louise has fallen out with David so she hasn't invited him but Janet and Donna have told him where they are going so he follows them. Gaz becomes addicted to gambling and ends up spending all his money within the first few days and falls out with Donna. Gaz phones his Dad to try and get him to transfer some money for him but Munch answers and decides to go join em in Las Vegas. Munch some how strangly manages to stop Gaz from Gambling (haven't worked out how yet lol). We'll see David sweep Louise off her feet by taking her to the grand canian. Jonny and Janet decide to get married but encounter a few problems first (don't know what they could be yet either lol). Donna and Gaz make up in time for the big day. And Janet and Jonny get married. Maybe Munch could meet this really gorgeous girl and have loads of sex and then at the end when he's back home like 3 months later he could get a phone call saying she's pregnant ;D Wouldn't be the same without Flo so Donna would have to phone Flo to ask her for help a few times and we could see like split screen with both Donna and Flo chatting. Ok thats my little masterpiece done. Hope I've inspired the BBC into making a movie hehe and not put them off completely cya |
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Post by Munch on Jul 14, 2003 9:36:32 GMT -5
After a series of flashbacks, mostly involving Donna in her bondage gear, Munch realises he is completely in love with her. So, armed with Sidney Spanner, Rodney Wrench and Clive (the can of WD40), he sets off to win her heart. This he attempts to do by first knocking Gaz out using Rodney, and then kidnapping Donna! He takes her back to the garage and declares his undying love for her. Donna is not amused but decides to play along hoping she can somehow escape. After telling Munch to get in the back of the van and wait for her, she tries the garage door but Munch has somehow locked it by putting Sidney Spanner through a couple of loops at the top of the door. Donna uses an old tool box to climb up, and takes Sidney out of the loops, then opens the door. Jumping down from the box, she lands on Clive, falling back and breaking her arm. Muncg dives out of the van and sereing Donna lying there he quickly phones for an ambulance to take her to "Hospikal". Meanwhile, back at Gaz's flat, Gaz wakes up to find Janet leaning over him. After looking down her top, he tells her what happened. Janet rings Jonny, who rushes to the scene. Then Louise and David come by to tell them they saw Donna being taken off in an ambulance, so they all rush off to the hospital. Back in the ambulance, Munch has realised they are going to somehow find them, so, once again using Rodney Wrench, he overpowers the ambulance driver and decides he knows how to drive. "I'll use Munch Magic!!!" The rerst of the gang have somehow talked Andy into helping and we set off on a high speed chase through the streets of Runcorn. Finally, Munch stops the ambulance and runs off back the way they came. Gaz is more concerned about Donna so tells Andy to get after him, before getting in the ambulance and driving Donna to hospital. Andy tears off after Munch and stops him by driving over his feet! We close at the hospital, where after a series of hilarious misunderstandings, in which Donna actually gets taken to the Maternity Unit and ends up in stirrups, with Gaz pretending to be a doctor "Lets see what's down there..." and Louise somehow ends up snogging Johnny again "Louise, you no longer taste of Lard!" "I know. It was my dentist, he had gone insane", when Munch turns up to offer his apologies. Donna forgives him, and Gaz sets him up with a beautiful blonde nurse with huge tits called Stephanie! "Her name has a fanny in it, Munch! That's how you like 'em, isn't it?" Back at their house, Janet is going through the drawers when she notices the polaroids Jonny took of her are missing. She accuses Jonny of letting Gaz see them, but Johnny is proved innocent as we cut to the final scene....... Munch, alone in his room, looking at polaroids.....He has a new crush! The End...  |
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Post by Ilovetwopints on Jul 14, 2003 14:41:49 GMT -5
Lol! Brilliant stories Sarah and Munch! I hope Susan reads these messages! Anyway, i'll do mine now: TWO PINTS MOVIE: BONE WITH THE WIND Gaz loves Donna, but he has now fallen in love with another girl. Obviously he doesn't want to cheat on Donna but this is Gaz we're talking about! Gaz makes the mistake of telling Munch about his difficult situation, but Munch only replies with: "If you're in love with another woman, does that mean I can have Donna?" Gaz says to Jonny that he doesn't want to cheat on Donna, but, what Gaz doesn't know, is that Jonny & Donna have been having a secret affair for months! Jonny tries to convince Gaz to shag the other woman, because he knows that, if Gaz has an affair, then he wont have to feel as bad about having an affair with Donna. Janet has noticed that both Donna And Jonny are acting a bit odd! David & Louise are both unaware of all the complications that are going on with everybody else's lovelives, and try to get on with their own. But David is fed up of Louise being immature and selfish, which causes a row between them. When Munch meets Melanie, the woman that Gaz has fallen in love with, he falls in love with her as well, even though her head's shaped like a melon! After a long talk, Gaz & Donna have managed to explain to each other about the affairs they've been having(Although you have to remember, Gaz hasn't actually slept with Melanie yet!) Gaz tells Donna that he's in love with another woman, and, he is shocked when Donna confesses that she is in love with another man! But, of course, she doesn't say that she's in love with his best mate! But, eventually, Gaz & Donna manage to sort things out and they stay together! Louise and David have sorted things out and Louise says she will try to grow up a bit and not kill any more of his f*cking plants! And, finally, it's not all good news for Janet! She gets a phonecall from Gaz, apparently, Jonny tried to help an old woman across the road, and this time, she twatted him a bit too hard, and killed him!  When Munch hears about this, he responds: "Belter! Now I can have Janet as well!" In the very last scene, Donna is with Janet, helping her get through the shock of Jonny dying. She ends up telling Janet about her affair with Jonny. The film ends with Janet having a fight with Donna, then to the credits. |
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