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Poetry
Apr 25, 2003 15:11:29 GMT -5
Post by Munch on Apr 25, 2003 15:11:29 GMT -5
Sod poetry about turtles! Let's have a 2pints poetry competition!
Lord in Heaven, Bestow on me, More two pints on my TV, I will be good and I will not fight, as long as I can watch tonight.
I know it aint great but it's a start
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Poetry
Apr 25, 2003 17:34:40 GMT -5
Post by Fluffy Muff (Sarah) on Apr 25, 2003 17:34:40 GMT -5
there was a guy called munch who came round to mine for lunch he brought along his brother cos if he didnt he would be in bother his brother was called gaz who looked ever so snaz oh so it would seem and it was all a dream
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Poetry
Apr 25, 2003 17:52:17 GMT -5
Post by Fluffy Muff (Sarah) on Apr 25, 2003 17:52:17 GMT -5
Two pints of lager theres always a saga Amongst the friends and there weird trends Its always funny and Jonnys my chickenbunny But munch is the best cos he's funnier than the rest And then there was flo who is never slow She's donnas mum and can give it some Unlike louise whos a bit of a tease While donna is sex mad in her leather clad If gaz doesnt want to do all he as to say is kangaroo Janet likes her fags but she's definately not a hag Boring moments theres none Thats why two pints is my number one
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Poetry
Apr 26, 2003 5:44:46 GMT -5
Post by Munch on Apr 26, 2003 5:44:46 GMT -5
Once upon a time, Louise had a dolly, She went to Gaz's neighbours, Oh good golly, They said strange words, and flapped their arms like birds, Pooor Loiuse nearly got bad burns. Those neighbours they were loud, they reaaly liked to play, Strange, weird music but not through the day, Gaz and Donna, they went to bed, And put their pillows over their head, They both hoped that just maybe, They wouldn't be woke up by "Baby, baby, baby!"
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Poetry
Apr 26, 2003 10:00:12 GMT -5
Post by Ilovetwopints on Apr 26, 2003 10:00:12 GMT -5
OK, i'm crap at poetry, but here goes anyway:
Come to me, I am woman All the people, so many people, they all walk hand in hand All that she wants is another baby.
Oh, forget that!
First, there is Jonny He is very funny Then there is Janet that rhymes with Granite! How could you forget Gaz The barmaids like to call him a Spaz! Then there is Donna Who's never a gonna! Next, there is Louise, she is very squeaky! And, at times, very Freaky! She is going out with David, the guy from down under How does he put up with Louise? i often wonder! Then, of course, there's Munch! A bit of a yoghurt, and someone Gaz often wants to punch! And last, but not least, there's Flo! Donna's tarty mother, she won't let any man go!
OK, I know its crap, I did warn you!
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Poetry
Apr 26, 2003 13:12:00 GMT -5
Post by Fluffy Muff (Sarah) on Apr 26, 2003 13:12:00 GMT -5
These poems are ace!! If we carry on like this we could write a book lol!!! ??Still thinking of more. But til I do heres a little something. There was a young man from nantucket if anything moved he would f$%k it!!!
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Poetry
Apr 29, 2003 14:53:13 GMT -5
Post by Fluffy Muff (Sarah) on Apr 29, 2003 14:53:13 GMT -5
Got a bit bored today and thought hey why not create another completely crap Two Pints poem lol So here goes:
In the one named Kangaroo Gaz didn't have a clue How long he'd be stuck Waiting for a F$#k It was Munch to the rescue and Jonny followed in too but little did they know where one should go Jonny lost the toss of the coin and had to delve into Gaz's groin he set his friend free to Gaz's hapiness and glee how will jonny cope his hand covered in soap but at least it was a shaven john craven!!!
Well i was bored!!! lol
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