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[Buzz2002]

Does any1 know where I can get the lyrics to all the songs from the musical episode. Any help would be appreciated.

Alternatively if you have sum spare time type them in this post. They're for my m8 who ive converted to a 2pints fan and she loves the Musical. We keep singin' the songs but wanna knpow the lyrics.

[Fluffy Muff (Sarah)]

i'll try to do some for ya 2moro might not get all the words right though

[Buzz2002]

Thank U! U R Da Best Webmaster EVER!!!

Could you also PM and tell me if Flo is in series 4?

[Fluffy Muff (Sarah)]

Ok here's the Casanova song. Theres a few bits I couldnt understand so if anyone can fill them him let us know. Cheers ;D

Donna: were going out at 8 to be mutated into slappers
Janet: you what
Donna: gotta get into someones bed by the time lambrinis reached my head
Donna: Hot pants from Tesco
All: Mmmmmmm
Donna: Its where we get our bestest clothes
All: Yeah Yeah Yeah

All: Working week is over gonna find my casanova
??
Were going out were getting pissed

Louise: Donna you're looking fat
Janet: Don't be a bitch
Donna: Janet come on
Janet: Whooo
Louise: Get your on, Get your slaggiest boob tube on
Janet: Ok
Donna: And come out with us don't stay in watching Eastenders
There's tons of boys out there
All: Mmmmmmm
Donna: They've not all got ginger hair
All: Yeah Yeah Yeah
Louise: Kowafunk

All: Working week is over gonna find my casanova
Condoms in your pocket
Pick him up and then unlock it

Donna: Following a cab hoping I've not had the driver
Louise: I can get us in the place cos all the bouncers know my face
Donna: Its a pound a bottle ohhh (gottcha yeah ?)
We can drink a lot so lets get out of here

All: Working week is over gonna find my casanova
Were going on the pull now
So get your coat you stupid cow

[Fluffy Muff (Sarah)]

And heres the we need some tarts song. I'll do some more later ;D

Gaz: We need some slags and we need lots of em
Cos were going on the pull tonight
When we've got slags and we've got lots of em
They'll cheer you up and make it right
Jonny: But I'm not coming out I'm staying here
I'm getting really wally on beer
Gaz: Just try a bit of Brut for men
Oh no it all got drank
We all need a busom for a pillow or tit wank
Jonny: I've no need for a woman when I've got my left hand
Just a handy tub of vaseline and a picture of my gran

Gaz: But we need tarts and we need lots of em
Were going on the pull tonight
When we've got tarts and we've got lots of em
They'll all get pissed and have a fight its ace
Jonny: But I don't want tarts I want white lightning
There not my mummy there rather frightning
Gaz: But I'm the king of pulling and you could learn so much
You could learn that thing we saw last night on red hot dutch

Jonny: I don't need a girlfriend
Gaz: Oh just come out and play
Jonny: I'll tell em that I'm too young
Gaz: I'll tell em that you're gay

Jonny: Ok I'll come for one pint and then I'll go back home
Gaz: Nice one lurch you won't regret it
Jonny: But I'll make sure I'm alone

[Fluffy Muff (Sarah)]

we all make booboos ;D so if anyone notices any in them lyrics let us know cheers ;D

[Munch]

All: Working week is over gonna find my casanova
Condoms in your pocket
Take your muff and then unlock it (According to the subtitles I managed to tape)

Donna: Its a pound a bottle ohhh God, yeah

[GazRules]

Hey , nice 1 Sarah thanks

[Fluffy Muff (Sarah)]

ta munch once again any help filling in the gaps would be much appriciated ;D

Janet:

whoooaaaawhoooommmmmmmm
I've always had a pair of massive tits
You can see them from Northwich
But out in the town with mates
Men never want me ??
They go for Donna and Louise
I'm not a minger its plain to see
And I'm not built like Lisa Riley

And I ?? any boy
With a dick like a savaloy
You'd fancy Donna and Louise

Maybe he's out there in town tonight
The voice in my head tells me his he shite
I need a boyfriend not sloppy seconds

They all want Donna and Louise
They fancy Donna and Louise
Leo, Libra and Pisces
Black or White or Mongalies
I'm not fussed about herpes
Just don't come near me with knob cheese
whoooaaaawhoooo
Don't come near me with knob cheese

[Fluffy Muff (Sarah)]

Biscuit Rap

Jonny: Because Because
Cos you could keep any bitch like I'm a rich tea
Gaz: Rich tea?
Jonny: I tell ya I'm a chunky, a flunky cruising my arse with a ?
Don't need a home got my gariboldi not bar though he's gone now
I need a kit kat when the rhymes flat with the beat I can't cheat
Can a biscuit cheat like a mother hell no
Gaz: But Jonny don't you know ohhhoo
Don't be fooled when you dip em in your tea
there not there not gonna make you happy
Jonny: I've got my lovely crunchy biscuits hell I'm gonna say it again incase you missed it
I ain't dunking no girl like a biscuit
I ain't gonna change so don't try to twist it
Gaz: Don't be fooled when you dip em in your tea
There not good enough for you and me
Jonny: I ain't gonna go and have a roll in the hay no way
I'll have a fig roll you dig bro
Don't wanna go out having fun
I'll stay at one with a bourbon
A hobnob thats the only dog I'm dipping
I ain't flipping
Wanna cookie you'll be tripping
They all say: Try my choc chip treats
That ain't sweet, I ain't no piece of meat
I want wafer, you better wafer
A night with a she dog
You want a biscuit Dog don't gone none noooo
Gaz: Don't be fooled when you dip em in your tea
Even though there nice and crrunnnccchhy
Jonny: Hush up bitch
I've got me lovely cruncy biscuits
Hell I'm gonna say it again incase you missed it
I ain't dunking no girl like a biscuit
I ain't gonna change so don't try to twist it
Hell no
Can you see the philosophy of the desire that these biscuits they can cause in me
And my soul will ever be intwinned with ?
When a mother however fine tries to share my life with my biccie time
Gaz: Don't be fooled when you dip em in your tea
there not there not gonna make you happy
Jonny: I've got me lovely cruncy biscuits
Hell I'm gonna say it again incase you missed it
I ain't dunking no girl like a biscuit
Never gonna change so don't try to twist it
I've got me lovely cruncy biscuits
Hell I'll say it again incase you missed it
I ain't dunking no girl like a biscuit
Never gonna change so don't try to twist it Yeah

[Ilovetwopints]

Janet: Men never want me prostrate

Jonny: Cruising my arse with a oreo

Jonny: And my soul will ever be intwined with the hole left...

[Buzz2002]

U people are nicest, friendliest people I have had the pleasure of talking to on a msg board ever. Theres no argument or bad feeling and it makes me want to return again and again.

So far, so good on the lyrics maybe you should put on the main site. (sorry just an idea not meaning to sound rude).

I hope I can repay the favour for all your hard work sometime.

[GazRules]

Thanx Steve & Sarah 4 the lyrics

[Fluffy Muff (Sarah)]

Cheers Steve and Buzz. Was thinking of putting them on my site but I think I need some help getting them right first lol ;D Heres another for ya I think I've done alright with this one

Jonny:

Its the strangest feeling now I've seen her I could never let her go
Is it love at first sight or just a dodgy egg mayo roll
She's making me feel sick I feel I could shit a hundred bricks
Is this love at first sight or is it just too much heiniken
I've been watching her all night don't even know the colour of her eyes
Is this love at first or just lust cos I could tell you her bra size
Her bra size, tell you her bra size, her bra size

Well I think we could be together
I think my face could be her chair
Cos I'm not fussy what so ever
If she's not wearing any underwear
I wish she'd come and touch me
Get naked and get off her rocks
Is this love at first sight
I'll let you know when I've seen her dirt box
hooooowww

[Fluffy Muff (Sarah)]

And another ;D Didn't do so well with this one

Louise: Oh girl you're so mistaken, that boy is god forsaken
His hairs so greasy, his clothes are cheesy
And he stinks of Kwik Save bacon
Janet: Louise you're just too wrong, my feelings here are strong
I think he's fit, He's my Brad Pitt
Have you seen the size of his tongue?

All: ??(Dunno what they say here)?? Sounds summet like Gaz or Skanky ??
As above

Donna: I think Louise is wrong, he sure don't look your type
He's skankarific whoo hes ?? in a ?? delight
Janet: Skankarifics not a word
Donna: It means terrific for skankified it was on Call my Bluff

Louise: ?? ?? ??, this guys a walking geek
He's got no job,
Donna: Got a little knob
Louise: He's a living breathing freak

Janet: Louise you just hate men
Louise: I ain't no man hater, but stick to the vibrator
He's no good his name his mud
With a face like a potata

All: ??(Dunno what they say here)?? Sounds summet like Gaz or Skanky ??
As above

Louise: Oh honey can't you hear, you're heads too full of beer
You go with him, you'll find your quimm
Goes bad at your next smear